drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
i was gonna tell him a really embarassing story about you, but then i remembered im in all of them
have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
I drank gravy. I actually drank gravy. This is heaven.
We've been here 3 hours and the only 1 word answer she didn't give was the drink order. Don't think I'm getting laid tonight
But i don't feel like talking to him right now. I woke up an hour ago to a picture of his penis and I AM NOT A MORNING PERSON.
He lasted about 30 seconds then said you can't win them all. But then he made me pancakes so it's okay. We shall call him mancakes.
He passed out again after sex. I've hidden all his clothes. There's no way he is sneaking out in the morning this time!
hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
I will have to bone him sometime between now and July so he will move all my shit again
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
Is someone on their way here yet? I'm way too tweaked to be here alone
is it bad that there is a girl in my bed right now and the only thing i can think about is the fect that its after 3am which means i cant order jimmyjohns unitll tomorrow?
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
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