he's the Salvador Dali of pubic shaving
So they call this "a walk of shame" but fuck that...this walk is fantastic. What kind of debbie downer came up with that name?
Seriously.......what do you have to do to get arrested in Vegas???
God, i just love slightly insecure guys with hearts of gold and giant penises.
well the night couldnt get much worse after she peed all over herself and the sidewalk.
Just call Katie. She's like the drunk whisperer; she can get them to do anything.
WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE CONCERNED ABOUT THE SEAGULL IN THE OVEN
Just got biofeeze on my vag. Weirdest sensation everrr. Can't decide if I want to cum or cry
no need to worry, I have the internet and a cape, I can accomplish anything. nothing can go wrong, I am unstoppable. Yo.
Also, you need to stop getting hammered and taking showers with people.
We had sex in the church bell tower and somehow it still feels right.
Yeah I would come and meet you but there's 3 polish girls yelling at a drunk polish guy in the carpark outside. They just dumped a whole pizza over his head and I want to see where this ends...
Sam was like the mother fucking Moses of drunk and underage kids and he lead them to safety away from the cops. He's a hero that we deserve.
We just had sex in the shed while having a conversation about cheeseburgers...so that's how my day is going
Never thought I’d use my computer science degree for teledildonics, but here I am
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