What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
I just had a cup of orange juice and thought it didnt taste right. It didnt have vodka in it.
well tonys high enough to be moving from spot to spot around the kitchen shooting tortellini into a boiling pot and yelling "KING JAMES" whether he makes or misses it.
Well he's in a two year college so technically hes a senior. At least can we just pretend I'm not robbing the cradle.
you made sure you came back for your bottle of vodka but didn't remember to take your shoes
I'm in the power napping at parties stage of my life
"This must be what Jayden Smith feels like all the time"
I have vodka and 50 pizza rolls best spring break ever
Everyone says she blew me in the bathroom, so I believe it, I just don't REMEMBER.
K. The dog and I are outside. The Uber driver said "I hope he fucks the shit out of you"
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
Throwing up in a storm drain... Not my finest moment.
But my shoes looked boss
His ass is a ten, but his personality is a two. Which would average to a six if I didn't have to figure in apologizing to all and sundry. In short hard no. Get a new wingman.
one of my students asked me today if i was having a baby. fuckin 4 year olds and their lack of filter. time to get back to the gym i guess
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