my dealer just handed me my weed in a pink easter egg
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
Just considered the plausability of using my detachable showerhead as a beer bong. Has my life really devolved to this?
he got a rim job in the basement.
apparently i was the one who gave it to him.
apparently the bartender would rather give me free shots than tell me that my whole nipple piercing was hanging out
Is a wave an appropriate goodbye when your one night stand wakes up and walks out towards the door while you are looking through the garbage for the evidence of a condom?
I will give you all my nachos to make this happen
I dont think ive ever had a drunk day betray me so hard before
Sometimes I think I'm witty and funny, and then I realize it 3pm and I'm drunk
I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
He finally left. I didn't introduce him to the roommate. The sex is bad. I don't want him to feel welcome
Seriously, why do I have a mortar round?
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
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