To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
can't believe I ate straight coffee grounds to stay awake for that
Got one of only two perfect scores in the class on the quiz I took drunk. This is not a good thing for me to have learned about myself.
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
Ugh..Yesterday was a complete alcohol fueled shit show. Not making eye contact with anyone today. Don't deserve it. Eye contact is for decent people.
It was total unicorn galloping on a fucking rainbow awesome.
The cop asked you after the breathalyzer what you think you blew and you very discreetly shouted "I'm pretty sure i blew Kyle on the way here "
So...guess who had sex tied to the ladder of a caboose under the stars in Joshua Tree? This bitch
My new hobby is moving his stuff to random places in the house. Good luck making a smoothing at 6:30 in the morning, the blender top's in the dog food container
I'm spring cleaning all of the fuck boys out of my life.
Definitely went down on him last night while he was wearing a cape. He randomly kept swirling it around me and "revealing me" in the mirror like a magic trick. I'm not even a little upset, it's fun fucking younger guys.
Why were there just 3 inflatable bounce houses delivered to my house?
oh shit.
"Uno más" are officially my least favorite words in the entire Spanish language.
I’ve got a lot of questions but the first one has to be where you got the flame thrower.
The only thing I remember about us having sex is yelling at him to choke me.
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