ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
It's going to be great. They guy at the store said 3 shots and you won't be able to feel your face or stop smiling.
I didn't know there was such thing as a bad orgasm. Until him.
Definitely just blazed with the housekeeper. That woman needs a raise
The vodka told me to go iceskating on my frozen pool. I may have attempted.
i was driving around baked, windows down jamming to third eye blind and eating grapes for 35 minutes before i remembered why i left my house
Eye drops are like seatbelts of being high. Think about it
There is someone out there for you right now. And we will find her. Or him. Her. Her, we'll start with tits.
It bothers me when I see my old fuck buddies starting families on Facebook.
Knowing there are different types of spiders in different countries and regions makes me never want to travel.
i just got drunk and created an entire Dr Seuss unit for my first graders.
Maybe if I ever do become a counselor, I would just implement a kind of intensive meme therapy.
Jus had a dream that I borrowed bob dylans car to save us from a pack of raptors. Pretty stoked about it.
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