does the new i-phone have a pregnancy test app?
How do 1 in 4 women misread a pregnancy test; how stupid are women?
It's official. Every guy I've slept with has been to jail.
We were doing it doggy style, and I puked on the floor and started crying, he told me it was okay his cat would eat it... and if it would make me feel better we could do anal...
And they lived happily ever after....
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
I thought it was kinda weird that her ten yearold sister was playing bartender, but hey, the girl makes a damn good drink
And to think..we used to do everything sober...
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
The magic cards should have been the first clue. The comments that I have "amazing birthing hips" and that I'm "beautiful in a child bearing sort of way just sealed his fate.
Your mom just threw up on me. Please come home.
Yeah thats cool. We can play the alphabet game while doing bumps of coke in the back of his volswagon
After a little too much, I decided public urination was a constitutional right.. Nearly got deported for that one
Sheila knows I only go down on her on Bastille Day. Valentine's Day we get high and watch The Neverending Story. THE SYSTEM WORKS.
Flatmate got laid for the first time in 3 years. I'm baking a cake.
The port-o-potty that I peed in last night didn't actually have a toilet in it. And i never told anyone until this moment.
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