Cold hands, warm shart.
I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
He ignores my calls like im some kind of stalker chick
Ive only called 5 times
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
you're thinking of things to pack this weekend and you think Don King wig?
They had to restock the bar 3 times before midnight. There is a bridesmaid dress hanging in a tree outside.
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
You called me at 3 am and I rode my flat ass bike that I dug out of my garage in the dark to meet you at dunkin donuts for a 10 minute convo about your mother and you didn't drive me home.
you owe me a blunt and a bottle of moscato.
IM WAITING BITCH. ANSWER ME.
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
I wish I got like a congrats basket for being a responsible sexually active member of society complete with condoms, tissues and lollipops.
Thanks for launching me off you reverse cowgirl. I think I chipped a tooth.
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
We have moved from phase 1: honeymoon, to phase 2: trapped in relationship until the cold embrace of death
...its technically supposed to be for the bridal shower but I think I can find an ensemble that says "im hopped up on x. Stick your tongue down my throat." As well as " im supporting your marriage to my brother"
Puked in the trash can. Took a bite of someone's breadstick and kept dancing and drinking
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