she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
Oh this totally just became legit. My "boss" is puking outside my car right now. I win again.
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
I had to rip your toilet paper for you...
I would like to dedicate my cray behavior this week to my uncontrollable hormones and wine. Both have totally Efff'ed with my life.
I only want to come over for sex and blueberry pancakes
hooked up with someone last night while wearing walrus pajama pants. clearly I'm accomplishing big things in life
Morning! Im using your rent money to snort percocet.
Well, that's not my fault. I make decisions all the time when I'm drunk.
Dude, fuck these noisy kids, fuck all this light, and fuck you for getting to sleep while I have to be productive and hungover.
Angels sing when his face is between my thighs. I came 3 times before he even came up for air.
Well I just masturbated while reading a recipe for Alfredo sauce so I guess you could say I’m growing up
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
He woke me with blue berry pancakes and a blow job. He's a keeper.
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