You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
we were dressed as cave people and he kept telling everybody i was so easy a caveman could do it.
His drunken night ended with a "car accident" which really meant he was stuck in a toy car and pushed down the steps.
You need to come get me. I'm pretty sure that gravity's going to crush my brain
I just woke up naked clutching a Taco Bell bag.
did you seriously make the punch out of vodka and food coloring
I don't mean to complain but you could have done a better job of keeping me alive last night
He is currently pregaming mini golf. MINI GOLF.
Her shirt said pass joints, not judgement. You're surprised she stole your wallet after?
Wow. Memory lane. What a horrendously unsightly jizz stain on the tapestry of life.
It's okay, big boobs are better than running.
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
I'm not sure you count what happened last night as sex.
He thought reverse cowgirl meant he dressed up as a cowgirl. Honestly, it was more creepy than funny
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