can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
i wonder if detective benson from law and order takes those handcuffs home. i bet she does.
I had sex with him, and then he gave me a $5 Starbucks gift card. Totally worth it
How am I supposed to stop smoking pot when girl scout cookies are being sold.
Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
Awee what are you going to name your new dog?
What dog?
This is the second girl that said she wanted to fuck me while wearing a clown nose. Fuck online dating
She had a glow in the dark pastie on her forehead the last time I saw her. That should help you find her.
It was the hardest I ever came in my life and once I could see straight again I just looked at him and said "cool"
Growing a beard is gonna make smoking a pipe look so much more majestic
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
Idk how I even got accepted into college because literally the only things my brain ever thinks about are YouTube videos of baby animals and sex.
Yeah, great now I will be tampon girl
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
i pushed adam in a shopping cart for 15 blocks, then we realized we left tyler downtown
did you go back and get him?
nah we went to a karaoke bar instead, so worth it
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