im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
I am not saying a eulogy for your vibrator.
Peeing in public by noon, this is not a good indicator for the day.
she wouldn't play beer pong with me unless I took off the rollerskates.
I swear that when we jog in the morning I can hear it slap between his thighs
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
If someone told me one person in the department was secretly a death eater, I would suspect her, no contest.
Yes, you can go into Petsmart drunk but the cats awaiting adoption don't appreciate the soft pretzels squeezed through their cages.
Hey, you know that marble art statue thing in your bedroom? Hypothetically what would happen if a penis got stuck in it?
Remember last NYE when after the 9th shot of tequila you went on full crazy mode and made out with the 50 y/o doorkeeper? and he called you the next day?
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
I collect Covid conspiracy theories like I collect Pokemon.
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