people and things i regret. that's what i want to do tonight.
"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
we literally spent four hours convincing you that all 5 of your toes were there. no more everclear on a tuesday.
We are not turning the camelbak into a beer bong
He told me i had to sleep under his bed. He said it would be my castle.
Yeah dude, it's amazing. Be careful though, that shit is really really intense. Like it's way more intense than normal shit...
I took two and feel like crushed diamonds spread over glazing marmalade
He seemed like a really nice guy. He tried to dry my shirt because someone spilled their drink on me. I think that's how I ended up topless on his dryer.
This stranger told me I should "start playing for the other team" and then continued to talk to me about the joys of being a lesbian
Oh I love our desires, it's riding my bike at 2 AM with a massive erection that I dislike.
Literally had to stick my hands in my pants and hold my butt cheeks together while driving
You're about wine.
Yes, I'm like 90% wine at the moment
Ran into my statistics professor at the bar, he chugged a car bomb and yelled "x bar mothfucker!". On average I'm loving this PhD program.
Funny story... I got into my car and my porn started playing over my Bluetooth.
On the brightside we know now that empty pringle cans are accepted at mcdonalds as cups.... Screw people who judged us, we saved a buck
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