so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
just dropped my bong into 7 pieces, and carried the glass shards around my house. dad saw the blood dripping down my arms, and asked if i slit my wrists. way too high to laugh at this.
This glow in the dark vibrator will get me through this power outage
sitting on the counter. eating honey. crying, because coldplay sounds beautiful on the radio. highhhhh as the sky
Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
So im guessing you dont remember the walk home, where you layed down in the alley and began to sing "threes company too" and when i told you to get up you had the nerve to tell me i was to drunk.
And for some reason I just want to have sex with EVERYTHING
the amount of chicks and firearms here is unnerving. this will end awesomely or at the morgue.
He's like all my past boyfriends wrapped up into one fuck up. It's enjoyable to watch.
You casually put your finger in my ass and other people are weird..
EVERYBODY CALM YOUR SHIT
I hate when my Bumble matches make it hard for me to stalk them.
I'm glad I didn't see Grandma stumbling drunk and peeing herself...it would be like seeing my future.
I just woke up on the floor with an empty handle in one hand and a piece of my ceiling in the other. #classy
Just went to jump into bed... Completely missed the bed.
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