I think I left something in your back seat.... It was my integrity
Do vagina's smell?
She just left after she spent the past 2.5 hours fuckin the shit out of me. I'll put that in the logbook as a cross country
Are you dead or are you taking another 13 hour nap? you need to let me know these things ahead of time so i dont worry.
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
Someone apparently named 'eleaw' just text me asking if I had fun last night.
Well, he has like 3 girlfriends but I think I could be polygamist for that dick.
He spent $1100 at a strip club. If I had that kind of disposable income, I'd make a cocaine sandcastle.
All I want in life is to get high, take a shower, and him to go down on me. Simultaneously. That's legit my idea of heaven.
trust me, you don't know shame until you're in a peacock costume getting CPR by random dudes
she pointed to my dick and said you are going to save the world
He stopped in the middle of us banging in order to check in for his Southwest flight.
I thought you were dead but then you asked me if your tits looked good. They did.
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
Convinced if I was being murdered in my house no one would come and save me. If no one heard my 10000000 orgasms last night, there is no hope.
Randomize
