I fucking love fucking science majors-- she told me that she wanted to know if her gag reflex got better or worse with alcohol, and that her initial evidence had been inconclusive. So, next few weeks, yeah, gettin blown periodically. All I have to do is keep a log.
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
Alive...but barely. Had dinner with my parents tonight which was conveniently located near where i left my car, phone, and self respect
I'm pretty sure I have a cold now from having sex on the hood of my car in the rain. Worth it? Absolutely.
I swear with his long flowing hair and god-like body he looked like Jesus, a bong hitting Jesus
I send him pictures of my tits whenever I feel like he's paying too much attention to his girlfriend.
We had a pillow fight. It looks like an angel exploded here. A DRUNK ALCOHOLIC ANGEL
I'm bringing Sergeant Single Slut out this weekend. I hope you're ready for her.
It's like your tits told gravity 'fuck you, I'm fine right here!'
How dare you question the sanctity of Chocolate-and-Porn day
It was Thanksgiving sex. I was thankful for it. Need I say more?
I'm wandering around outside asking things if they are god
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
I just found out through a drunken phone call that my parents thought I'd grow up to be a porn star. It's kind of scary how accurate they were at how skilled I'd be at sex.
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