Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
I'm about to enter vancouver's biggest liquor store. I feel like I should sent you a "wish you were here" postcard.
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
I asked my mom if I was the drunkest one in the room. With 8 days till I go back to school, I couldn't care less about being shitfaced at a baptism
still drunk. talking shit to the doc drawing my blood. this has no upside
Jesus once told his disciples that its better to hang out with your best friend than give some douche bag a bj.
don't let me wipe my vag with a dirty leaf outside of mcdonalds ever again.
WTF YOU SHOULDNT BREAK A SWEAT TAKING A SHIT. MY BODY HATES ME.
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
He's practically not my boyfriend anymore. So let's go get some glitter, balloons, alcohol and forget this night ever happened.
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
She's legally too young to drink and was making out with a guy who is ethically too old to drink.
Well you busted in the house and yelled with pride about Uber giving you a ride over with your new bong.
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
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