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(780): View more from Alberta, CA

Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck

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(914): View more from New York

so now that im really awake i see that my underwear are completely ripped down the side, my shorts are on backwards, i have to go get plan b....i call last night an epic fail or success depending on how catholic i am feeling

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(301): View more from Maryland

Before I left he asked me if I could submit my panties for the frat house undergarment chandelier. I said yes

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(603): View more from New Hampshire

and it's like......my shirt is off and he's talking about quidditch. why.

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(206): View more from Washington

yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey

(1-206): View more from Washington

Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.

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