You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
explain to me why "crisis hotline lolz" is in my contacts?
But sometimes ur dick treats me better than u do
so she finally agreed to being friends with benefits. not only did I take her virginity, when I woke up, she brought me French toast made with homemade bread in bed.
I worship thee.
Her dress is practically falling off. It must know I'm here.
I feel if a girl leaves my house the next morning feeling degraded and in desparate need of a shower, then I have succeeded.
I wiped my blood on their walls screaming "IT'S NOT MY SECURITY DEPOSIT!"
You'd think the dry cleaners next door would be less judgmental for as much business as my theme parties bring them.
how many people can say they bit their tattoo off?
Remember the bouncer that knocked out Dave and Sam? Apparently his day job is a florist. Uppercut and fresh cut in one package.
Neighbour is sobbing. Difficult to masturbate.
In another note. Thanks for making me get a vibrator. For real.
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
We were 69ing, but at an angle so we could both still watch Wall-E
I'm not totally useless... You can use me as an example of what not to do
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