worst hand job ever. my dick is about as raw as that sushi your mom wanted me to try.
She is totally STD
Is it a bad omen that my phone auto corrects dtf to STD
I brought my laptop into the bathroom so I can facebook while vomiting. New low?
i walked in on him listening to enya, jacking off, and vomiting into a cup on his desk. are you serious.
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
We spilled a whole bottle of mouth wash and then proceeded to roll around and make out in it. At least I smell minty fresh.
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
Children cease to be precious when they crap their shorts in the pool I exercise at.
wanna come over? I have movies.
sure, what movies
porn or disney, your choice
I'm spring cleaning all of the fuck boys out of my life.
I'm over here willing to be the Yoda of fucking but I guess he just doesn't want to be a Jedi.
WHEN THE HELL DOES ANYTHING IN OUR LIVES *EVER* GO AS PLANNED???
I shouldn't have to tell you to stop throwing knives at me.
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