Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
I just realized I haven't had steady access to a woman's body since I was breastfeeding.
I was just texting to see if your vagina was working yet.
Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
If there was a god I would have a big mac right now, but i don't
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
I'm trying to find candidates for my winter break hook up. I'm going to hold auditions thanksgiving break.
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
What should we drink tonight, I'm in the mood to be judged
She just drunkenly falls over and yells " I lost my footing!" in a british accent and then proceeds to run into the wall... did you spike her water?
He pushed a skinny white blonde out of the way just to tell me "you have the finest ass, like ever."
I have never loved a nerdy white boy this much.
The only thing I remember from last night is being naked in his bed if that's not summer drinking at it's finest then I don't wanna live anymore
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
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