so i slept on a park bench last night...no hobo
found: crazy homeless guy quoting Quagmire lines to every chick he sees. i think i win the scavenger hunt.
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
He yelled out my full name in bed...I felt like I was being scolded.
I just found a video on my phone from last night of you yelling, "you can't fuck me!" at least 20 times
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
My sister hid me from my parents, brought me a bloody mary, and told my girlfriend I was out with my dad. For 13, I got to say she's working out pretty good.
they superglued a cigarette to my fingers...i think I need to quit smoking.
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
And I'm determined to make an Eiffel Tower happen sometime. I just don't know who will take the pic (first world sex problem?)
DELETE THAT VIDEO OF ME MAKING OUT WITH THAT RUG NOW
He stuck a cigarette in my butt last night. There is no coming back from that.
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
It was a strange night. I made out with his college roommate and said "do you care?" beforehand.
I just put my eye make up on in the bathroom of the bar.... I may be too comfortable here....
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