I hope mine doesn't look like that
someone called me shannon dorrhety annnd it hurt my feelingsd.
Ana's brother is visiting for the wknd. He came back to our place last night drunk to find me passed out naked it in the shower with the water still running. I was still drunk. We decided it was a good idea to have sex and sleep on the bathroom floor. Woke up this morning spooning and using my towel as a pillow.
Oh please, I could turn a Vienna Boys Choir concert into a shit show
took out my tampon, fucked him, and put a new one back in all before he realized I was on my period. beat that one bitch.
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
Just rolled over and found your boyfriend in bed with me. Is mine at your house?
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
His new job just became new places to have sex at.
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
I swear god is testing me by giving me awesome guys with tiny penises
I'm beer bonging chocolate fondue. That's how my Valentines Day is going.
Sexy intern needs to have caveman sex with me
He told me he sees me like a sister then 10 mins later tried to make out with me.
Just watched someone fail a field sobriety test. Miserably. At 4:50p. I think it's my future husband
God bless him
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