3:40 am: you never wrote back on my facebook wall
my dad just secretly slid me a nugg in front of my mom. remind me why I moved away for college??
I found a knife in my bed when I got back this morning. I think one of my roommates has it in for me
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
can't make this up: he's writing lyrics for the musical reenactment of how he met her @ an anime convention to perform at their wedding. yes, there'll also be dance routines involved.
I guess our biggest consolation is that we haven't woken up in a hottub with a dead dude. Yet.
Im deleting that text because its a possible ncaa violation
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
I don't give a damn about what he wants to do with his life. Personalities are for pussies.
Apparently I'm the last girl he had sex with. That was over a month ago. If he can go that long without sex then he's clearly not the guy for me
Because everyone is allowed one half drunken 7:30 am walk back to campus in a cowgirl costume, right?
I mean, I introduced myself as "the after party". I think he knew early in the night he was in for a bangathon.
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
I can tell that I'm high when listening to celine dion becomes such a life changing experience
You kept apologizing to your car for talking behind its back
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