so this guy on craigslist is offering a case of beer to shave his back. i think i'm gonna take him up on it.
Slut skills are useful in every country.
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
This guys mom bought us a 24 pack and drove me and 8 others to a frat house... Hello moms weekend.
Being home sucks. I haven't drank in like a week. Or smoked cigs. Or done drugs. Or had sex. My body is shutting down.
Omg. It's like you're one of those deprived kids living in a third world country. We need to save you.
Watching frozen planet. There's a beach master sea lion with about 50 sea lion bitches fighting another sea lion for said bitches. It's a bloody battle. Dude. You have over 50. Share.
I'm petty sure you said "hold on let me make my nipples hard, they look better"
How are you feeling?
Hungover as shit. Someone just knocked on my window to make sure I was alive. I have been sleeping in the drivers seat for an hour parked outside my store. That is how okay I am.
I met her daughter,who I went to high school with on my way out this morning. She didn't seem to surprised. I love older women.
This means I've slept with 2 ppl that live in vans...my life is complete
tbh I think I just dated him for his dogs in the first place.
I went home with him again and he LEFT HIS OWN HOUSE at 2 in the morning while I was IN THE BATHROOM.
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
Just when I thought we may have our first low-key night together, I sang an Aladdin karaoke song to a bunch of roller derby girls, you took shots with married women, and we both fell asleep in our offices.
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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