Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
guys are not supposed to queef...right?
Just gave my little brother the collection of clothes that boys have left in my room since I've been in college for his birthday.
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
As i lay in bed, clutching my face, i'm starting to believe your dick in my eye story.
i'll get you drunk even if i have to inject alcohol into your arm through an IV
you're the only one i would trust to do that
Remember don't think of it as being an alcoholic until something bad happens.
Think of it as Mythbusters for people who say you're going to get arrested or die
Hot Damn Cinnamon Schnapps make me feel like the sun is punching me in the face and a bear is sleeping inside me.
Thats not real though. Slash there are other extenuating circumstances to lead me to believe dick is wanted
HOLY FUCK I SPELLED EXTENUATING RIGHT ON THE FIRST TRY. IM THE BEST DRUNK NA
I can get there in 20, one question, Drress Code? Stripper Lite (make up may require an additional 5-10 minutes), Suggestive Professor (professor Kamil's cleavage ain't got nothing on me), Daywear, Dyke (and trust me you ain't seen dyke), or Exactly What I'm Wearing Right Now. (all of the above may arrive under a coat and are subject to my level of sobriety. Which is currently like nonexistent).--xoxo you know you love me, Gossip Girl.
My vagina is glad I'm back at work because it needs a vacation after working all through my vacation.
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
I bet he’d be surprised by the epic blow job he’d get if he stopped talking about his wife long enough for me to get in the mood
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