I can hear the grilled cheese talking to me. "Let me in there!" they wanna get inside me
Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
Tim hortons said i dont meet their criteria. What the fuck criteria is that? You put bagels in an oven.
I wanted to dispute a few 411 charges on my phone bill. The service rep told me I called them four times asking for Lady Gaga's number.
I hate that the only Italian aspect of me is I get red and sweaty when I drink
and then you started talkingabout how you wish birth control was disspensed as a candy necklace
Its like a zucchini between his legs. An orgasmic zucchini.
All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
i was giving head the other day and thought of your all penis tastes the same quote and couldnt stop laughing
My mouth is so dry that I'm about to put a straw in a jar of Vaseline and chug. This all addi diet definitely has its ups and downs.
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
I hope you get a lego stuck in your dickhole
Yeah, I mean I'll probably fuck him regardless but I'm trying to be a lady about it.
She's not allowed to do acid anymore... she started crying because she thought she was an eagle.
Apparently when you start crushing adderall and blending them into your margaritas calling them blenderalls you have "a problem" WTF
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