There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
It wasn't awkward until he started humming the Rocky theme song in the middle of fucking
took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
he told me he's been faithful to his girlfriend and is gonna try to stay that way. challenge accepted.
At what point did you think the cops were actually coming to hang out with us
You cant hold me accountable for my actions when im high.
We left your bucket of puke on your doorstep to clean out yourself. You're welcome.
He was so drunk he was throwing the bowling balls into other lanes on purpose. He still beat my high score thought.
The best part about being single is knowing how much everyone secretly creeps behind their gf/bfs back. You wouldn't believe..Have a great date night!
usual friday morning routine. the pants i wore last night are in my passenger seat and im rooting through the pockets trying to make exact change at the dunkin donuts drive thru
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
Woke up to find my underwear in my purse to only remember I took them off at the airport
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
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