why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
So random guy from last night came over tonight. I told myself I wasn't going to sleep with him but he had some killer dirty talk and a big penis in his arsenal...what was I supposed to do? Supposedly he lost his virginity to his wife and since their divorce a year ago I'm the 1st girl he's slept with, I feel like I just re-took his virginity...I feel like a rockstar.
what part of "i slept with our hot teacher" are you not excited about?!
the part where you beat me to him
fair enough.
just had to shower sitting down. i hope this isn't an indicator of how the rest of my week is going to go.
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
Think they will judge us if our pre drink is a kiddie pool of jello shots?
where are you guys? the police just woke me up on the couch outside.
like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
Def over. He sent me a nude selfie but cropped it right above his junk. Total Silence of the Fucking lambs looking.
We had sex and then I offered him a cookie...while he was still inside of me. Basically he's in love
She's hot and all. It's just I don't want to become Eskimo brothers with my sister
COME TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY SAGE ADVICE.
In the last 2 hours I managed to have romantic starlit sex on the beach as the tide came in with not only just a gorgeous man, but one who happens to be Eastern European and finishing Harvard law school.
Oh wow. I want to be you right now.
Somehow I don't think offering me edibles is what dad meant by checking in on me
They're the hard candy kind!
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