I mean roof. it goes up. its important day. you should recongziw it.
You're drunk. Make complete sentences.
It's not luke its my birthday or anything. Mike, understand.
"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
maybe if you didn't yell 'buh duh duh da duh da dats all folks' when you came she wouldn't have left last night
Apparently i was the first person to introduce her to her clitoris. Needless to say...they hit it off great
Honey, If i waited till marriage I wouldnt know what a dick tasted like.
dude I heard her through my door. She sounded like you were holding her head under water and they letting her up for air. I recorded that shit
...She was shooting whiskey using a turkey baster...i was horrified.
I spiked my fruit smoothie. Taking bikini season diet to a whole new level
Ran into my neighbor that's always crying. I wonder if she's like; "I ran into my neighbor who's always playing with her vibrator?"
Carving a pumpkin in a gay bar at 2am. How did my life get to be this way.
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
I just puke and rallied at my anniversary dinner #winning
We're gonna start a pole dancing competition or a bar fight. Stand by for results.
I think I recall josh coming in to the room to tuck us in and give us a few condoms and I threw them back all furious and told him 'we don't use those.' Oh god
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