Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
how did you get vomit on both your shoulders. I mean think about it.
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
He sent a pic, I sent one back. Then nothing. It's like we sext-messaged goodbye and ended the relationship.
My 16 year old coworker just told me I should take my job more seriously after she watched me puke in the backroom trash can. Fuck teenagers with morals.
Babies are disgusting. I held one once. Then I washed my hands and rinsed my mouth out with wine.
Okay. I am working on pulling a tooth out of my mouth. Call me.
Are you really surprised she can't remember? That's like 50 people. I couldn't rattle off all 50 state capitols off the top of my head, you're bound to forget a few here and there
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
I would not recommend douching while drunk.
I'm 4,715,723% sure I don't give a fuck.
I'm killing it this week, I've peed my pants and put my vibrator into the washing machine.
I feel like any time there's that much rope, lingerie, and horse masks on the ground, it's safe to say it was a great night
He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.
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