i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
Tried killing a moth in our bathroom. Water everywhere. Don't worry about it.
No, that was before the police came, but after the hooker.
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
May or may not have just drunkenly opened my christmas presents. Greatly disappointed. Might break up sooner.
he came over wasted, used the bathroom, drank some water, and fell asleep holding my hand. what kind of a fuck buddy does that??
I jerked him off and then punched him in the face for no reason. Typical evening drinking Sailor Jerry's.
Smoked a topless bowl this morning. For International Women's Day. Quite liberating.
Just saw a tranny in a skimpy captain america costume walking around campus. Going to follow her. You gotta see this
Like he held up the condom afterwards, twirled it with his finger, and said "look at that load"
I don't want his dick, I want his flame thrower!!
I brought those bastards cookies so they can deal with my sex noise, fuck them and their roommate asses
Yea.. And you'll love me a whole lot more when I start letting my vagina make all the decisions..
He graduated. He’s not my GA anymore. He’s just the 24 year old that’s helping me put a sexless marriage in the rear view mirror by exploring the Kama sutra with me
His nipple licking is glorious
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