Why did we buy the only spinning apartment on campus?
3am cut off hipster s***'s afro on porch. Opened champagne. Felt like delilah cutting off samson's hair. Then shower & anal. So I guess his powers are intact.
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
he made transformer sounds every time he changed positions. how do you think it went?
And then he came out of the bathroom in a kimono
She set an alarm on my phone for her birthday. Place: Her bed.
I just ditched my friends to hang out with the chilis restaurant crew...one of these girls better have daddy issues
I woke up to him pissing in their fireplace with fairy wings on.
Why do I have a bunch of cash....and your bra.
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
GOT MY PERIOD AND AN INTERNSHIP OFFER THIS IS A WONDERFUL DAY
Will you bring a case of beer down to the hot tub? Me and Phil don't want to feel feelings anymore
I am at 99 matches in less than 24 hours, I need a tinder rehab program
I’m pregaming Christmas shopping with grandma. What’s up?
Omg I joined a choir last night...
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