i miss you and i wish you were peeing between my legs right now. in a platonic way
I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
For his 21st I'm getting a fancy hotel that way he can at least sleep in a nice bathtub
We need to either drink and not go to waffle house or go to waffle house and not drink. I need to know which is causing these shits.
I've never seen so many strippers at a funeral...
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
We need to stop sleeping with people based on which NFL team they like.
he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
I have the coolest burn here. Everyone is taking my picture. I'm like a celebrity of the burn victims.
Def over. He sent me a nude selfie but cropped it right above his junk. Total Silence of the Fucking lambs looking.
They need to eat meat, go down on me the first time, every time, and know how to pull my hair. And there's a height requirement for this ride
Oh and it took quite a bit of doing, but I managed to wipe my butt with the hat you left in my car
Her cat was breathing in my ear all night, like that kid from Hey Arnold.
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