I really like him. That's why I'm having sex with someone else, so he doesnt think i'm a slut.
when are you leaving homes?
it's 7:51. why the fuck are you awake at 7:51
I had a sex dream about Oprah.
go back to sleep
dude. it was a sex dream. about. Oprah.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
So many people have lost their virginity on my futon... I think it is only the right thing to bronze it and put it on display
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
I think her version of saying goodnight was being flung over a guys shoulder as he said, "Bitch. You don't need no shoes."
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
Invited the whole bar back to my place for an after party.....shit got real with everyone seeing dad drink moonshine like a champ.
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
didn't realize her mom was home while we were fucking, but she's oddly okay with it. she made us food afterwards. but then kept talking about having grand kids the whole time. is it time to bail?
Well you were hungry, by then you cried and called yourself a basic bitch for eating crackers
holy fucking shit get me out of here. even the babies are wearing beanies
I walked in and saw her crying and singing to her dog
I don't think he likes that I'm always sending him pictures of me in my bra but he needs to get it together
No I didn't say it was safe, I said it was legal. I didn't say anything about it being safe. It's not my fault if you weren't listening properly.
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