her vagine was all disorganized.
Tittie bar + Mother In law gone = mission accomplished.
TBS has betrayed me by telling me tyler perry is funny
well. it's seven AM and i'm too high to hula hoop.
i'm as serious about my hair as jesse from full house.
that is uncle jesse to you, show some respect.
She was crying, alone at a college bar. It would have been rude NOT to try and show my penis to her.
this lesbian fantasy crush is getting WAY out of hand. just spent an entire meeting staring at her long fingers thinking, "oh those could be fun"
She has a boyfriend. But if he's a decent human being he understands blowjobs don't count as cheating with her. Keeping those miracles to himself is a crime against humanity.
She told me she ate a whole pizza today, and I just wanted to hug her forever.
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
driving home hungover today was like a life test..it was like the goblet of fire
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
I think putting on real pants was half my issue with today
My disney ticket is covered in lube, do you think they will accept it?
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
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