question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
I'm pretty sure there's seven mailboxes in the bathtub...
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
I think I just broke my ankle. I've only had one beer. I'm getting drunk before I go to the ER so it's less embarassing.
I've learned something. I regret way too may Tuesdays in my life to be normal
having someone tell me to "prepare my vagina" is not really something I want to hear..
I fingered her though her window because she couldn't leave
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
I just tried on my "outfit" for tonight and I should just wear sweatpants and a sign on my face that says I like it in the ass. That would be more comfortable
Just had ice cream and a blow job come together in one glorious, defining moment.
He said he wanted to sit next to the fountain so he could "watch the water hit the other water".
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
I don't care how hot she was. She didn't like Scooby Doo and I don't fuck with that.
You know. You being in a happy healthy relationship is REALLLYY cutting into our drinking alone together time.
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