So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
there's something so ridiculous to me about watching someone with glasses exercising. it's like watching a whore studying in the library. stop trying to be someone you're not.
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
He refused my I'm sry gift of ANAL. That's how angry he was.
i just saw that homeless guy who dresses like the cat in the hat at the liquor store. i guess he got enough change to have a good weekend. oh the places he'll go
I have to take his virginity. It's what God put me on earth for. It's my life mission.
I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
So you think it's my fault? I didn't give you the 10 shots you took nor make you eat the brownies we made... btw, i found your engagement ring, it was in the last brownie you wouldn't let me have while dragging me to my room.
You had two tasks: \n1) put on a condom \n2) text me so I don't walk in on you \nIt really isn't that hard
My vag is like the Sahara
Ew that's gross.
The sad truth. Barren and empty.
wait did i hook up with someone in mcdonalds last night?
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
Just got your voicemail. The 3am call wasn't a drunk dial, it was an I left my phone in my pocket then has wild animalistic sex dial...
I hate you.
You LOVE me.
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