Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
he told me i looked like an animal then proceeded to kiss me
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
Just witnessed a circumcision at clinical. i suddenly feel a sense of reconciliation over every guy who's done me dirty...
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
if that blanket by the dog bowl was your dog's "bed" then i apologize to bailey for having sex on it
Mike is so stoned. I just heard him quietly mutter to himself "rock a piss" as he walked down the hall to the bathroom
Her stepmother interrupted our sex to tell her it was midnight and she wanted to do a sympathy shot for her 50th.
Don't break up.
It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
You tired to make us "vodka tacos". Which was just you dipping pitas in vodka.
Any good?
Well. FUCK YA. But that's beside the point
You live 7 mins away and I'm leaving in 10 mins. At this point sex before work is impossible.
Challenge accepted. Be naked in 6 mins.
I just coughed and my vagina hurt. We need to hook up more.
They started shooting fireworks out of a dryer. It was my cue to leave.
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
Apparently we fucked, I kicked him out, then he came back and we did it on the coffee table and in the kitchen.
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