In case you were wondering, you weren't dreaming. I really did get stuck between my bed and the wall last night.
i deep throated a ruler to see what my limit was...
Just walked by a guy on campus YELLING 'Im still hammered'
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
gladiator or hannah montana?
This is why I never have to ask who you are when I get a new phone.
Dude you were sitting on a bench on the street with her for 45 minutes thinking you were on the bus
That hot guy i showed you guessed my exact bra size. I want to have his tan babies.
A big toe in my vag is not foreplay.
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
She has "Massive Shits" listed as a turn off. That's very specific and there's a story behind it I bet.
Sweet, got a date tomorrow night
Ims textiofg thsi woht my noes bcuz my hansd aer stli handcuffde to teh bedfrme. Help me
Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
We took three cabs to get home, the first one dropped us off a block away, so we went back to the hotel and tried again
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