You don't have asthma, your pregnant
I couldnt find her vag and just started laughing uncontrollably. She was not pleased. Neither was i.
please dont let the old guy in the wheelchair see you when you wake up
You offered me some of your "Jungle Juice." It was just 151 and Absinthe. I don't know how you are still alive.
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
The only thing I accomplished today was naming the bag of wine I've been drinking
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
You reeked of guilt and shame and we offered you pancakes
I said no to friends with benefits because it was too much commitment
...hi
YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF
Ok cool I was afraid you'd never speak to me again. I can work with this.
YOU'RE NOT THE ONE BEING EVISCERATED BY YOUR OWN UTERUS SO GET SOME DAMN SLEEP YOU FOOL!
It's totally a relationship. we have sex in other people's beds, watch mad men while high and get drunk on his teammates' beer. don't you dare stomp on my dreams with your societal judgments
Liz Cheney wasn’t exactly on my list of women I expected to be saying “YAS QUEEN” for in 2021 but here we are
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