i'm home, then i'll come over
ightttt gangstaaaaaaaaaaaa
nvm.
i love when people i haven't talked to since we fucked write on my wall.
Currently standing on top of my parents leather couch with no pants on playing helicoptor with my penis. You?
i think i had to give the cab driver my id to get home last night because i couldnt talk.
no. it doesnt count as road head if youre parked
yeah we were the ones eating jello shots out of the back of a jeep in the bar parking lot
No. I want to vom filet mignon and ziti bits everywhere and my body feels like I ran a cock triathalon. I feel less triumphant and more like death.
I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
I'm not sure... How do you tell someone who was so smashed they couldn't remember shoving their dick into the fireplace that their mother actually witnessed the whole thing?
Not even official and he's cleaned my puke twice. His hotdog skills are an added bonus. I've got a keeper
I don't know what's worse the fact that I woke up with a clit piercing or the fact that I didn't pay for it.
Don't forget to make sex 3rd on your calander
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
is it sad that the highlight of my saturday night was waiting till 3 in the morning to hear about your saturday night?
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