I'm going to jail i love you
I feel like our house is getting pulled over.
dude! the alphabet song and twinkle twinkle little star are like the same tune
what drug did you take to come to that conclusion??
I just changed her number in my phone to "You Wouldn't If You were Sober"
I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
So I'm about to go to his house and have "I'm really sorry for cheating on you last night" sex
She went off on a twilight/new moon tangent before we even got back to my room. i had to jump the ship and pretended to pass out on the sidewalk.
They nicknamed me the gargoyle. Sex with me is getting gargoyled. The last one I fucked yelled "gargoyle me" for dirty talk. I think fucking me is part of their pledging initiation. Somewhat OK with this.
I told him I wanted to "ride him like a show pony" I think he gets the picture
I think I'm going to contact pbr and see if they'll sponsor our dreams
I look like shit btw. Like the joker from Batman.
I'm not sure how that's possible unless you put on face paint. Which I would respect.
I'm still confused. So he's NOT your cousin by blood, but WAS your cousin, on two separate occasions, by marriage? Still too weird I think...
Teach me the ways of your demonic sorcery.
You went to pound town last night and chow town this morning. Boy you need a passport.
I think he just shit his pants. Yep he did. That's unfortunate.
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