Ummmm I went to see who was upstairs, he was the only one in his room so we had sex while the travel channel played in the background.
Oh good. Romantic. Still, I'm jealous of the sex.
Probably not, since he made me promise not to tell anyone it only lasted ten seconds.
About me waking up with a tatto of a hamster with a top hat ?
hey.....beach week happens
you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish
I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
Currently trying to figure out if the guy has a cane next to me or brought a weird dildo to the bar
How was my weekend? I just blew my nose and a gram of coke fell out. My weekend was fantastic.
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
He stood me up.
I'm no sure if I should be pissed or proud that he finally grew a backbone.
Our drunk hook up was interrupted by the delivery guy. When he came back to my room we ate the gyros and went back to sex like we didn't take a lunch break.
Did you put Adderal in the fishtank in the lobby? The fish are acting like Olympic sprinters. Asshole.
You ever just SEE a guy and know he's good at choking someone out?
It's 3 am.
There's a dude wearing a banana suit at the house across the street....
Step one: We finally agreed on an au pair that we both wanna fuck.
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