we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
I mean we're not committed. He's my first choice, sort of like miller lite. When I'm at the bar I'm going to order one, but if they don't maybe I'll go for a bud or blue moon. I'm certainly not going to stop drinking
you convinced me to pee myself because I was wearing dark jeans.
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
Welp, she's chewing our paper towels again. She's like an obnoxiously hot puppy
He just walked into my room in a robe with a cooking pot of cereal.
he locked me out then poked me with a fork when i tried to get in through the window
God I feel like the rain man of hangovers.
Other than my penis smelling like an ashtray, it went really well.
Hatred of squirrels is the least of my hereditary problems.
I'm sorry I tried to stab you. I just really wanted those mozerella sticks.
He says the sweetest things but also that he wants to choke me when we fuck so it's kinda perfect.
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
He knocked me over backwards in my chair. I had a beer in each hand. Didn't spill a drop.
what are you up to?
it's 8pm, i've already showered and gotten in bed. if you wanted to make plans u should have asked 3 months in advance
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