I just beer bonged a sparks. You better get your ass over here because no one is on my level yet
Awesome, the library of congress archived all tweets. Now my great great grandchildren can pinpoint the date they inherited alcoholism.
I just past a guy who was biking and double fisting wit glass beer bottles. That is what i call talent
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
They high fived mid Eiffel Tower, then we all proceeded to talk about how our friendship is much stronger now. I'd say a successful first threesome.
I AM HAVING A WEIRD OUT OF BODY EXPERIENCE. IN CAPS LOCK.
I'd just like to say before I start drinking tonight that not only do I not find you attractive; I don't want to hook up with you, suck your dick, be your "suga mama" or have your babies. Please disregard any texts, phone calls or voicemails that say otherwise..
HOLY FUCK COMFIEST CHAIR EVER
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
Dude, you were tagged in a stripper FB selfie. That is a whole new level of something.....
This guy knew what he was doing. Most guys can't find the spot even if it shot off a flare and played a kazoo.
OF COURSE I NEED TO KNOW I MUST KNOW EVERYTHING
YOU ARE NOT OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
I AM OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
He corrected my spelling during sexting.
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize
