So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
What do ugly girls do when they get too drunk at parties. They can't pull the whole "sorry i passed out on your couch but i'm hot so it doesn't matter "card
Considering he believes im part of the 2016 us curling team id say hes pretty drunk
What do you mean when you say no pre-party sex?
And then the cop told me my court date was on 4/20. I said come onn u really gunna do me like that
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
Hey we need to step our game up. Dad has us beat; he stole a vending machine once.
...i'd have to set their sheets on fire.
Im chasing shots of tequila with chocolate milk right now. by myself. its nasty, but I've had worse in tjere the past couple days, so ill take it.
probably one of the worst weekends ever... i got peed on by his sleepwalking roommate.
I remember doing shots of gin, then I have this strange memory of us making out in the womens room at waffle house.
I regret none of it.
I want my birthday to be like the hunger games where all the contenders for my vaj have to fight each other off to win the prize
Can I have the second place winner?
I was gonna turn him down, but he correctly identified a song from Pocahontas.
She walked into the kitchen, said 'we've come to this time of the party,' reached into the bowl of cold spaghetti and shoved a handful in her mouth.
Randomize
