Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
They use the phrase "final warning" so often the words have lost all meaning.
I have a client coming in and there's a note that says she wants her hair to like Elisabeth Hasselback's from the view
that's Oklahoma for you
Apparently I masturbate in my sleep now.
I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
he got up in front of the whole lecture hall and yelled that Charlie Brown's Christmas tree was his favorite book in the history of the universe. then he stumbled out the fire exit setting the alarm off. I could've jumped him right then and there.
you wrote "5 million dollars" in the tip line for the pizza delivery man and insisted that he deserves it
apparently "preggers as fuck" isn't an appropriate way to describe someone...
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
Apparently hitting a bong with your mouth half numb is hilarious but frustrating!
Video footage says last night I reincarnated as stripper Shania Twain... Man, I feel like a (slutty) woman.
Adderal can only make me focus so much. Your ass is stronger than my medicine. Congratulations.
We were fucking in the bedroom then we heard Sports center on in the living room. He stopped midfuck when I started celebrating that my team won over his
Omfg 7 hour sex session who am I?
PS: I think I'm in love
Ability to walk tomorrow tbd
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