I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
I don't want end up bound and gagged in the back of a van headed for rehab. Bound and gagged OK. Just not the rehab part.
he then proceeded to tear down my curtains, wrap them around his waist, and use the rod as his "rod"... you tell me how drunk he is...
Bartending School is so much more enjoyable now that I realized I was in rehab at this time last year.
Don't park in the garage. I installed a stripper pole while drunk and it's kinda in the way
She said "don't make this weird" and then proceeded to sniff me.
I'll pull you in a wagon. You'll have a sash and a crown on and we'll sing "All the Single Ladies"
oh dont worry, my liver will give out way before i get skin cancer
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
His rebound girl is half his size, looks like a leprechaun, is majoring in theater studies and has arms like Rosie O'donnell. Do I win?
after she rolled over and said 'i'm so glad you're like my gay best friend, love you' then left. did i just get friendzoned AFTER sex??
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
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I started crying then my dog licked his dick so yeah.. Kind of ruined the moment.
no body wants to do anything today cause it's too cold, but a guy can only masturbate so many times a day. Ya know
I just took a condom out of my purse and opened it in front of my entire family because I thought it was a wetnap. Way too hungover for family brunch.
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