There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
her vagine was all disorganized.
cant believe you said you would bone perez hilton
i said paris hilton
thats even worse
i just told a girl i would suck the alcohol out of a deoderant stick
I dont think he was a real cab driver. I think he was just a creepy guy with a van.
Nothing says "I forgive you for puking on me during sex" like a Facebook add the next morning...
I just compared drinking to love. How do these people not know I'm an alcoholic?
It made me think of you cause he just screamed "CAPTAIN PLANET" a lot and kicked people in the balls.
HOLY FUCK I JUST GOT WOKEN UP BY THUNDER!!!!!
I THINK I SHARTED
I was walking around the party holding a dog on my shoulder like it was a parrot
The fact I have to evaluate my choice between tequila and fruity pebbles is a clear image of my life right now
I'll tell you that it involved a pair of pliers and a trip to the ER.
I demand a full explanation right now.
He accepted my bet of 5 bucks to bike home completely naked. Never got asked about the 5 bucks, guess he enjoyed it too much
How I know I've been single too long: I'm reveling in finding out my taken friends are being tragically dumped
you know you should be lucky to find the case to my dildo....that means no more random guys at the house!
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