white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
So instead of cumming in her, I peed in her...
What did she do!?
I didn't tell her...
Conclusion from last night: Sometimes being classy isn't as fun as making out with a guy on a pooltable in a bar. Happy birthday, Canada.
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
What's the point of being healthy if people still don't want to fuck you?
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
Sometimes you gotta take the crosseyed stripper. fuck it
He puked, did more shots, and then pissed in a drawer. We thought it was bad enough and all of a sudden...boom-clothes come off and he passes out with slippers and a styrofoam hat on and a guitar hero guitar in hand pretending he was slash.
Drunk cheerio confetti may seem like a brilliant idea when your drunk, but believe me, the next day, its a horrible, horrible mess.
I mean, he's 40, foreign, artsy but with substance abuse problems and estranged children. How is he not my type?
PLEASE HELP ME THE AMERICANS ARE YELLING ABOUT TURKEY, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO
If I call him daddy should I get him a father's day card? Serious question
She was drunk at Red Robin. She asked for more fries and then shoved them in her purse while saying "Come on bitches, you're coming with me" to them.
I often wonder if we’re introverted extroverts, but I don’t think so. I think we’re just easily tired scumbags
I just learned that the grill marks on a Burger King burger patty are actually previously burnt on there with a radioactive spray-on liquid and McDonald's french fries are actually 5% potato.
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