You don't have asthma, your pregnant
I'm at derby!
The kentucky derby! But its night time, theres no way the horses are awake at this time.
this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
i told my grandma i broke up with my boyfriend. her reply " you need to play the field more anyway"
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
i now officially have to be stoned in order to look like my passport when i go to a different country
Woke up in a wet suit with my junk cut out. In a strange apartment. Just found thing biggest bong u have ever seen. WHERE ARE YOU?!?!?!
he said he wished i had balls so he could kick me in them. then we had sex obviously
I almost itched my nose with the lit end of a cigarette. Help.
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
You're right. Cause really... I'm in the back of his head. Even though what I said was better than "I have herpes"... I did once say that to him. So I'm like a reoccurring nightmare.
Video footage says last night I reincarnated as stripper Shania Twain... Man, I feel like a (slutty) woman.
I felt like I was selling my soul to satan but then I realized I already pawned it for drug money
It isn't about the beer pong. It is about the destruction of the patriarchy.
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